Out of curiosity...

I've been keeping track of the searches people have done that land them on this blog since May. So now, with a full three months of statistics at my disposal, I have collected a generous helping of search phrases I deem hilarious enough to share with (more) regular readers. Now, without further ado (and I apologize because I totally accidentally deleted this post previously):

• poontang
• ashleigh fart
• balls cut off dog
• boys like to grab each other
• boys wearing tight pants
• cross dress fun
• derby still got it? (got what? huh?)
• everyone is selfish
• fucking allie, fuckingallie, fucking allie husband (seriously?)
  
• fucking father-in-law
• farm whores
• gail fucks horses
• help me save my little pony farm ugly stuff before it's too late (yeah...I don't think we helped her)
• is hunter jumper riding dangerous (were they expecting the internet to give them a yes or no answer to this?)
  
• neurotic racing
  
• rape for love
  
• riding horses rape
• samantha and tor thoroughbred divorce (who else is amused?)
  
• she liked wearing tight pants
• shit her pants and she disqualified race
• stallion bonded horse raped

Anyway, just to point this out: we have no porn here at the Whitebrook Farm Blog. Although I do admit I'm providing this list in the hope that I can always confuse more porn and tight pants enthusiasts in the future. Come on, amuse me more.